To support, encourage, & promote interaction between Asian Men & Black Women.
I wear tin foil on my head and transmit thoughts to Obama. I stand in my driveway in a random martial arts pose at exactly 3:22am and scream at the top of my lungs. I conduct a Jazz band in the mirror while, simultaneously, singing hits of all my favorite singers in their voices; my absolute favorite: Louis Armstrong. I use my broom to brush my teeth and brillo pads to wash my hair. Then, I sleep with kitchen utensils under my mattress, just in case I get hungry at night.
Hint: I really only do one of those things.
Talk to myself - this is assuming that I know I'm the only one at home.
I sit in front of the computer listening to songs and eat from a jar of sweet pickles with my hand.
I enjoy a good spliff with a bag of ketchup flavoured chips and chocolate milk.
I tend to talk to my cat Finn a lot along with my dog Mekha I also do talk to myself with full on conversations like I am talking to someone else