Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.

WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sorry, here we go:

I have had the worst 2 weeks of my life! People quiting on the job(more case loads and paperwork for me when I'm already pulling weight for others, yay!), fractured toe, sick family members, family drama I don't need right now, strep throat.

I think I'll schedule me some crying time(either that or choking people out), but in the mean time, I'll be the woman banging her head rhythmically against the…

My family name just happens to be Black. Of course, we being black and named Black has made for some interesting situations.  When we were kids, my brother and I would fight and people would go ‘what up with all that Black on Black fighting?’  And we did get popular when the whole pro-black movement started.  I remember telling my mother that a bunch of people didn’t like our family= ‘ mom, I heard them say they don’t like Blacks!!’....... Weird stuff too:

 I’m waiting for a doc…

Here in WV, its almost hunting season and I’m reminded of the time when a good friend of mine wanted me to go hunting with him

J: can you copy class notes for me, I’m going hunting in the morning

Me: sure……. Bow or rifle?

J: bow.  You want venison?

Me: make me some jerky.

J: you ought to come with me sometime

Me: Uhmmm….I don’t know how to hunt stuff

J: its not hard. You got to get up early.

Me: how early

J: about 2:30 so we can…

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to…